Get a Good Breakfast

Girls who regularly ate breakfast, particularly one that includes cereal, were slimmer than those who skipped the morning meal, according to a study that tracked nearly 2,400 girls for 10 years.

Girls who ate breakfast and then promptly vomitted. MUCH thinner.

Is That Viagra in your pocket?

Chinese police Thursday hailed the bust of a Sino-U.S. piracy ring making fake Viagra, but denied using arrests of Americans or other foreign nationals to publicise the fight against piracy, which the United States says China is losing.

Interestingly enough, the Fake Viagra gang wasn't really peddling pills but just giving out strap on dildos. Go figure.

• Women Rescues Squirrel. Makes Bosom It's Home
  Rescuing Cats and Dogs I see. But Squirrels? Shouldn't we let Darwins' theories work here?
• Why Females are the Lesser Species
  Speaking of Darwinism... Man, pees standing up. No need to hold onto Headstones. Women leans on headstone for support, dies. Pretty simple.