Is the second time the charm? Van Halen is set to embark on ANOTHER tour. This time with dates set and everything. And DLR was up to his usual self speaking "virtually nonstop" during the announcement of the tour. Obviously the tour is doomed, if Roth is up to his own shenanigans.

Other reasons for failure: Wolfgang has picked the set-list, Eddie's rehab, a 16 year old is your lead bassist and did I mention he made the set-list?? Why do I feel like they will be covering a couple of Daughtry tunes and a version of Spinal Tap's Big Bottom just to score some chicks. Will Sammy Haggar be asked to take over the tour in the middle? Will Gary Cherone drive VH Balance Tour Bus through the arena??? THese are important questions to ask yourselves folks!

Personally I'm setting the over under at Kansas City! So here's your chance folks, we know the tour is not going to LAST, right??? So Vote on the left when you think this latest Van Halen tour will fall a part!

Sept. 27: Charlotte, N.C. (Bobcats Arena)
Sept. 29: Greensboro, N.C. (Coliseum)
Oct. 1: Philadelphia (Wachovia Center)
Oct. 7: Toronto (Air Canada Centre)
Oct. 10: Cleveland (Quicken Loans Arena)
Oct. 14: Indianapolis (Conseco Fieldhouse)
Oct. 16: Chicago (Allstate Arena)
Oct. 18: Chicago (United Center)
Oct. 22: Auburn Hills, Mich. (Palace of Auburn Hills)
Oct. 24: Minneapolis (Target Center)
Oct. 26: Kansas City, Mo. (Sprint Center)
Oct. 28: St. Louis (Scottrade Center)
Oct. 30: Boston (TD Banknorth Garden)
Nov. 3: East Rutherford, N.J. (Continental Airlines Arena)
Nov. 13: New York (Madison Square Garden)
Nov. 20: Los Angeles (Staples Center)
Nov. 23: Glendale, Ariz. (Jobing.com Arena)
Nov. 25: San Diego (Cox Arena)
Nov. 27: Sacramento, Calif. (Arco Arena)
Nov. 29: San Jose, Calif. (HP Pavilion)
Dec. 1: Portland, Ore. (Rose Garden)
Dec. 3: Seattle (Key Arena)
Dec. 5: Vancouver (GM Place)
Dec. 9: Edmonton, Alberta (Rexall Palace)
Dec. 11: Calgary, Alberta (Pengrowth Saddledome)