When I re-imagine my life as the talk show host that I wanted to be, Among other things, my career should have been at the point where I was ready to take over for the Tonight show or perhaps the Late Show. Okay, maybe not.

Nothing incredibly interesting today. Nothing that requires angry rants or attacks against society's mores. Just a blah day. I barely had any energy to update my facebook status.

Beverly D'Angelo loses her MILF status. I'm not even sure she could be considered a GRILF. No wonder Pacino dumped her.

What's wrong with Mickey Rourke's face? Mike Tyson wants to give you $6. And the worst video collection ever.

Okay, So I call out Simmons and what does he do? He posts a nice tribute to Johnny Carson and David Letterman. Even called Leno a hack. Thank God for his Photo Blog!