I had a weird day yesterday. My IPod became a cliched radio dj and worked with my Tivo to force me to watch the new episode of The Hills.

Beverly D'Angelo loses her MILF status. I'm not even sure she could be considered a GRILF. No wonder Pacino dumped her.

Who will Kerry pick for VP? Howard Dean? John Edwards? John McCain? Brian Dunkleman? And how do you SCRUB urban blight?