Tonight, I'll be at the ballpark, in my powder blue sweatshirt with it's old school P, watching Cole Hamels tear down the Nats. We want REVENGE for nerdy mayors and Tom Gordon.
Timmy, what is your science project about? Black Holes, Mrs. Wiliiams. Okay, so what is the project? Well, I'm going to drop a bowling ball on a sheet and see if I can suck the 8th grade girls soccer team into a pit. Okay, Timmy... get started.