Charlie Manuel Quote of the Day: The Phillies are a game and a half out of first. And our Ace stopped a 3 game slide with another fine pitching performance 11K and 0ER. Uncle Cholly speaks...
Due to complaints from a local Latino organization, the new Phillies AAA farm team have changed their mascot's name. It seems that in the Lehigh Valley in Pennsylvania, the term 'pork chop' is a slur against Latinos.
I try to solve the crisis in the Sudan, by introducing a new toy line. I'll probably go to hell for this. And before I do, I write a letter to my 8th grade self.