It's Friday the 13th. The Day before Valentine's Day. It's like the Goth Valentine's day. Fun. The recipe? Romantic Music and Comedy, you can't beat it.
The Phillies win a World Series. And I become a World Champion. Phinally. It's becoming real. Right now.
The CIA was warned by the French. Yes, those same French folks who didn't let us use their air space and then we changed the name of our beloved French Fries to Freedom Potato Sticks.
Our nation's symbol and the symbol of our Football team has returned to Philadelphia. This is what the ancients called an Omen.
While Bill Gates hates future poor people, the MPAA has decided it's okay to act fraudulantly to catch people who illegally distribute films.