Jerry Maguire wrote a mission statement. I might have just advocated murder. I'm not really sure what's going on here. But I'm pretty sure one of them is a joke.

It seems political correctness has gotten the conservatives goat. Glad they are really battling the REAL issues in America.

Katrina exposes some A$$-holes. Excuse me, that's Assistant TO the manager.

The Boston Red Sox winning the World Series was the first sign of the Apocalypse. The GOP sweep yesterday is the second sign. I just hope Ashlee Simpson can sing.