Ryan Howard is On Notice. Yes, not on Stephen Colbert's list, but mine. If you recall, my last On Notice list was generated because Colbert has been stealing my material for years now. He's still there.
I was instructed to tap the scale with my foot, wait for the triple zeroes and get on the scale. The shock and horror of what I saw, I could not contain. 225 Pounds. But overnight, I lost 7.5 pounds. Read how!